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illegible

How are you supposed to read a picture? I know with words you go left to right and the spaces tell you where the words are, but with pictures, where do you start? Is there a way to tell if you have...

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“If this was my job, I’d be doing a good job.” Tagged: add, blogging, distraction, focus, funny, how many times have I said this?, humor, job, life, procrastinate, quote, work, writing

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Lonely Pencil Sharpener

Pencil sharpeners are whores. And you’re the pimp. We all know this. Even since a young age we would have dozens of pencils and only one pencil sharpener. You stick in pencil after pencil, red, blue,...

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Not Working Title

Why do people create a title to something and then say “it’s a working title,” when later they just end up changing it to something else? By definition, doesn’t that mean their title wasn’t working?...

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Caterpillar

Hollow and vacant he froze there at last —alone, abandoned— a shell of his past. The living cage, the bane of this man, releases his soul in new form cast. Tagged: 4, afterlife, alone, art, bane,...

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Butterfly

When night falls dark and shrouds all hope of mending what has gone awry, Remember it takes time and faith to know just when the moment’s right. Cocoons unfurl new dreams of love. Above, they dance and...

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Life’s a Birch

I was sitting in an office waiting. There was a painting on the wall of a forest of birch trees. I noticed that birch trees always have so many knots on their trunk, like they’re falling apart and...

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Too Ease

It’s awfully hard to portray anything in English without using any “E’s.” I was trying to do it for a bit, but it didn’t tay clong until I startid chi-ting. Although, I do hav a gnu apprishiashun for...

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Article 1

. . ? (!) ? ! ”  ” – (@#$%) ???! @#$%!!!! … “…” . (.) Tagged: allmostrelevant has gone off the deep end!, art, artsy, artsy fartsy, barrier, body language, conversation, dialogue, edgy, emoticon,...

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Article 0

Okay, so Just lie there. yeah. sprawl out like that. But I’m hungry. Uh, here. Have these grapes, and just tilt your head back and slowly dip them into your mouth. Why can’t I eat them normally?...

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Flies

“Time flies.” but I don’t think so. It doesn’t always go so fast. Instead, I think “time is like a fly.” I’m sure it’d be happy to just sit there and calmly enjoy the day with you, but you just have to...

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Goodbye

Two people lived on a small man-made island just off the shore of the mainland. These two residents were not the only people on this island, but they lived alone. The residents were both on a schedule,...

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Peace is attained — “Ready. Aim. Fireworks!” Tagged: 6wStory, america, benefit, brave, conquer, cost, cowardly, death, deception, decision, defeat, fireworks, freedom, gain, hemmingway, independence,...

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Article 1

“Art cannot be paraphrased.” Tagged: art, book, conversation, debate, discuss, false, life, movie, music, painting, paraphrase, photography, picture, poetry, quote, song, summary, true, writing, you...

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Why is it that I see something happening, like, I see where that path is heading, yet I do nothing to change it. I don’t know… like, I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. Like, I’ll be...

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Tumbleweeds

I don’t know much about reincarnation, but from what I’ve gathered, it seems like the soul is like a tumbleweed. It grows throughout it’s life, and then when it is time it actualizes, or maybe just...

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Dsyelixa

has n knee 1 ever shode you w hat it slike tubie dyslexic? the yonely rooliz thaire our know rewels. Tagged: at least we still have nope, blurb, confusing, cope, creative, disability, disorder,...

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The Drive

Last Friday, in one sitting, I drove from Orange County, California to Seattle, Washington, my old stomping grounds. I left at 6:00 am Friday and arrived at 2:00 am Saturday. This is a list of some of...

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Article 2

“I try my best not to slip and fall and spill words on a page by accident. And by that I mean words don’t appear on the page by mistake; but sometimes I do fall asleep behind the wheel and wake up to...

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“It’s better to start slow and finish fast than to launch out of the gate and crawl across the finish line.” Tagged: but is it really????, cannon, competition, dedication, dignity, fast, for, gambling,...

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